At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
