My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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