come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
where does the pee come out of this thing
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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