he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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