You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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