Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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