If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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