I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
His nipple licking is glorious
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