he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm sobbing to NWA
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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