there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Never joke about your clitoris.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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