Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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