how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
