I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
