He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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