Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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