Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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