i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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