If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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