He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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