I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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