Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
