Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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