oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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