I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Swine flu is the new snow day.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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