i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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