We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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