That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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