You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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