im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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