Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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