last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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