I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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