Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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