either way he was missing a nipple.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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