Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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