Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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