Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I have fence marks all over my body
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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