You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Randomize
