At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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