You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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