No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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