school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i drank out of a bidet.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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