You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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