It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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