I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
