i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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