So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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