Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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