mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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