the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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