Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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