Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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