We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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