I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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