Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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