Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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