I wish i was in the wii world.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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