i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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