I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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