I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Randomize
