IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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