are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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